Welcome I'm fluffy and I'm caretaker here at chocolate cookie cat café 

Rules if want to stay
 #1. Don't sexual harass others
 #2. The more cookies you eat the more the cafe seems to feel safe
 #3. Don't stay past 10:00 pm the cats will to hurt you
 #4. Zoophilia is PROHIBITED 
 #5. If you smell smoke tell me or one of the staff cause the smell isn't fire but rather...never mind 

And the last #6. Don't go to the last door on the right cause You won't come out 

Stay as long as you want but not to long 

Good day -Fluffy