Spogooter

Say the spaghetti prayer
          
          " Our spaghetti who art in collander,
          draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come Thy sauce be yum. On top some grated Parmesan.
          
          Give us this day our garlic bread and forgive us our indulgences as we forgive those who make reality tv.
          
          And lead us not into vegitarianism but deliver us pizza for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce forever and ever
          
          RAmen

Spaghetti is our escape from the chaos of this world and it could be yours too.