'S0lstice_𝒥𝟢𝓁𝒾𝑒4nimations

Bro i just discovered my mom is going to give me a PS5 for Christmas— 
          
          
          
          WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Bro my spotify said i heard Butcher's Vanity 223 times this year, im happy-
          And im on the top 2% fans of the artist
          
          I heard music for 113.478 minutes, 78 days-

Toesaken

4 AM and im not sleeping yipe

daniel has been yoinked along with Gary and been nommed

GUYS WHERE CAN I FIND MINECRAFT: STORY MODE??
          LIKE PLEASE I LOVED PLAYING IT WHEN I WAS YOUNG I PLAYED IT LIKE 10 TIMES BUT IT’S NOT ON NETFLIX ANYMORE LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAJAJJSJAJIAJSHHANQJOSUSHAHABJAKSIJS

dude I just woke up and I have conjunctivitis, no I have no idea how I got it since I wasn’t like this yesterday, and NO I DON'T WANT TO USE EYE DROPS PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME UNIVERSEEEEE
          
          first time getting conjunctivitis wish me lucky this sucks

NOW THE WHOLE CLASS IS TALKING HOW BAD HE IS LMAO

Bro i'm lucky I don't go to school anymore. There are still classes, but I'm not going anymore. My Geography teacher is the devil incarnate, man. He assigned a two-page paper on a chapter from the geography book, front and back, and then he gave us another whole chapter to do while we had a whole science fair to do in the following days. And, well, NO ONE had done his assignment. Then he got mad and said the whole class would lose recess, and they only got recess because the principal allowed it. He said that whoever didn't show in the completed assignment and TWO more completed chapters would lose recess, this time for real.
          
          I just found out he got scolded by the principal because he was childish and got angry for no reason, lol.
          (I only know abt all of that bcuz of whatssap)

… Unfortunately I am
          My own dog, my own fur companion
          My own old lady on a forum
          Who types in glittery decorum
          Unfortunately I take
          Myself out walking every day and
          I hand my legs to the feet and
          I give my head to the leash
          … Every other day I'm wondering
          What's a human being gotta be like?
          What's a way to just be competent?
          These sweet instincts ruin my life
          Every other day I'm wondering
          Was it a mistake to try and define
          What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
          These sweet instincts ruin my life
          … I can't smell well, or tell the time
          Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
          For human, grossly underqualified
          For canine, grossly overqualified
          I don't blend in at Petsmart
          And that truth remains for the Walmart
          'Cause in either case they say to me
          What the fuck is lost in aisle 3?
          … Every other day I'm wondering
          What's a human being gotta be like?
          What's a way to just be competent?
          These sweet instincts ruin my life
          Every other day I'm wondering
          Was it a mistake to try and define
          What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
          These sweet instincts ruin my life
          … Just watch me, moving far away
          Nobody even knows my name and
          No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
          Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
          Just look at Victor in LA
          And Syd with the "y" at U of A
          And all the majors at the labels
          Rebooting soon as I am able
          … Every other day I'm wondering
          What's a human being gotta be like?
          What's a way to just be competent?
          These sweet instincts ruin my life
          Every other day I'm wondering
          Was it a mistake to try and define
          What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
          These sweet instincts ruin my life
          … Da da da da da da, da da da
          Da da da da da da, da da da, da
          Da da da da da da, da da da
          These sweet instincts ruin my life
          Da da da da da da, da da da
          Da da da da da da, da da da, da
          Da da da da da da, da da da
          These sweet instincts ruin my life
          … Attention passengers
          We've now reached our destination
          We hope you enjoyed the flight
          Now have a nice day
          
          
          
          love this music yessssssssssssssssssssssss