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FoldableTuperware FoldableTuperware Jan 25, 2019 06:37PM
Okay so I'm having some spam accounts hounding my "Quest from the Bathtub" story, so I unpublished it, fixed some grammatical mistakes, and have republished it. I hope that the unpublish action stopp...
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The Quest from the Bathtub by FoldableTuperware
The Quest from the Bathtub
Sir Melodious, a knight from the Arthurian period, is given the quest of a lifetime: to retrieve the Fragment...
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A New Connection by FoldableTuperware
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