"It's not necessary in life. My friends just kinda use it as a meme." ~Mya Brava (ostensibly could be applied about me)
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Please, as your hostess, I request you to sit down, and take a while to digest what you're reading.

First, a toast. To a new horizon!

Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because that which is never backward is always forwards, and a raven is nevar backward, and a writing desk is always for words.

Look, I didn't want to be a writer. If you've found me here, it means you've put one foot in your grave, and you should be careful about where your other foot falls. Wouldn't want anyone to, ahem, bury you alive. 

Think carefully about what you're going to do. If you've read this far, this is your last chance. 

Leave, don't come back to this profile. Don't be haunted by the things you see here, press the back button and stay safe in your boring little mind. 

Ah! You've decided to stay. How risky of you. I guess I've found myself a new companion. We're two sides of the same coin. 

Lillian Folliot, nice to meet you. 

But I don't have friends. To love is to destroy. Gold is power. There is no good or evil, only power. 

Well, here's my advice. My reality is probably different from yours, but remember, we're all mad here.

I have a little problem. 

My father's been on a hunting trip, and hasn't been home in a few days.