Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud chum friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal friend pal home slice bread slice dawg!
If you made it here, you've reached the depths of my mind.
Glad you came! It was getting boring in there, seeing as I've spilled all my thoughts out onto about 2000 pieces of paper. But now there's you!
I'm sorry I make you suffer through these stories of mine. Heck, I'm surprised anyone is reading this at all. But that's fine! If you're still here, that means you can put up with almost anything I put out there.
Remember, I'm an idiot adolescent out of their mind. These stories aren't supposed to be good.
Now that that's cleared up, I want to thank you once more! It's people like you that make me feel like there's still some people that hope for others out there. Keep doin' whatcha doin'!