WARING: Prepare for some nonsensical baloney.

I was born at the age of 17 years old, so like ABOUT AH YEAR AGO, YEAR AGO. I'm a piece of bread and my sole purpose in life is to make it to the toaster, and  be all crispy and stuff so I can find my other crispy half and become one happy homemade sandwich. #RelationshipGoals

I hate reading and writing, so you know, I would NEVER join Wattpad. Like who has time to read or write anyway? DEFINITELY NOT ME...

I hate cats, because they're evil. Seriously though, you should ask my cat Lulu. She'll tell you all about how she makes my life a living hell. She's always happy to see me, she gives me kisses, and she even snuggles up with me at night. ISN'T THAT FREAKIN' TERRIBLE???? Lawd....

If you DON'T want to talk to me, by all means, leave me a message. I totally have a life so I won't even reply.

Bi-YEEEEEEEEEEE!

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On a serious note though:

I'm just a boy who likes to read about other boys falling in love.

Issue? I only liked to READ, but since I've been coming across the same stupid plots over and over again, I've decided to try my hand at writing, writing stories about boy meets boy in "unique" plots.

I hope you enjoy my stuff.

Constructive criticism/Being an a-hole is welcomed.

I appreciate it when people tell me what and where I should improve on.

Stories will be coming soon.

Leave me stuff you'd like me to read. 

Stay toasty.

~Si