I got 99 problems and 87 of them are from procrastinating.

I have a bad habit of poking bears with sticks; after the first few times I landed in the hospital, you'd think I would learn my lesson.

Saltier than Don Juan Pond.

I'm probably panicking about something right now. 

Updates daily/weekly/whenever I feel like it. Probably. Maybe. I hope.

"I'm a general! WHEEEEEEEE!"

"*internal screaming*" -Me, probably.

*Slides into your DMs, goes too fast, crashes into the wall and breaks an arm*

Cliche werewolf/vampire stories are my guilty pleasure.

Chef don't judge. *Cue awkward shuffle dance*

Oh yea, my name is Rachel. That's, uh...*awkward cough*...that's probably important.

Guys look at my tumblr

I TAKE STORY REQUESTS. I'll read your book and give you an honest review and advice if you'd like.