Jet3Holidays

“Life’s tough, get a helmet.”
          
          - Candace Owens

"We can't just knock off everyone we don't like. This isn't Indian Idol."
          
          - The Bandit Queens
          
          (yes I've been rereading it lately lol)

"The amount of bullsh*t that fell from that f*cker's mouth could fertilize half of India."
          
          - The Bandit Queens

"What the hell is that???"
          "What? You told me to put on an old costume."
          "Not from when you were eight! Are you trying to get candy or Japanese businessmen?"
          
          - Halloween, Modern Family

"The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing."
          
          - Kaiki Deishuu, The Monogatari Series

"Wasn't sanity like beauty, in the eye of the beholder?"
          
          - Parini Shroff, The Bandit Queens

It will never be perfect. Make it work
          
          - Life, probably

Do dogs ever look at a police dog and think “oh no it’s the police”?

“Keep your friends close; keep your enemies closer.”
          
          - Sun Tzu

“You happy now? I’ve got to spend the rest of my days as an easel.” 
          “It’s all right for you. I just gotta hope he doesn’t wanna sharpen that pencil…Again…”
          *pencil snaps*
          
          - Gumball, The Revolt