ForeverPika28
“Keep your friends close; keep your enemies closer.”
- Sun Tzu
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“You happy now? I’ve got to spend the rest of my days as an easel.”
“It’s all right for you. I just gotta hope he doesn’t wanna sharpen that pencil…Again…”
*pencil snaps*
- Gumball, The Revolt
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“I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.”
- Gina (I think), Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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To anyone who might read this, have a jolly Christmas!
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“Of course I’m athletic! I surf the Internet every day.”
- Unknown
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“So doc, what’s the diagnosis?”
“Quick question, what’s your zodiac sign?”
“Cancer…?”
“What a coincidence!”
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Waiter: Have a nice meal
Me: You too
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“My face is reflected in the water. It's a shining grin full of hope... Or maybe it's a look of somber silence struggling with fear... What do you see in your face?"
- some kid in Petalburg City, Pokémon Emerald
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“‘Politics’: ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’; and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures.'”
- Molly Weis
Queen-friend_Lynx
@ForeverPika28 ... That's hilarious. I will be spreading this knowledge to as many people as I can. (so true, though)
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Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
- Airplane! (1980)