Hello, call me Eggs, please. I'm an unintelligent westerner with a taste for humorous nihilism. I despise this website and other of its ilk, but as I'm currently working through some pretty shit stages of maturing , I'll be using it to post meaningless, drab collections of thoughts and the occasional story. Many grammar issues will be present.Thank you for having me. P.s.-My computer isn't working so I can't delete the tacky profile image.