What the fuck are you doing on my page?! The name? Oh, uh, that's nothing. I swear that British bastard made me do it! Anyway, stop snooping in my personal business, you assholes! Or maybe you'd want a facefull of bat? Yeah. That's what I thought. Back away. Go do whaever morons do. Sheesh. 

Anyway, I represent the United States of America. And no, I am not my idiot brother, Alfred. I like baseball, or well, baseball bats, violent movies ((Inglorious Bastards, anyone?)), and hard rock music. I also enjoy about every war movie out there. I love to see the bloodshed. It reminds me of the good old days when we didn't have to worry about our economy.

That's about all the info you'll get from me. Too short? Oh well. Live with it.

Because of problems caused by a certain nation, I'm going to have to leave for a while. Where I'm going, well..... It ain't got no wifi.