Shadow Milk Cookie

Bored with a nosebleed, how's your day so far?

I'm gonna bite you like a feral dog biting a bone

Oh dear god…I just hit by the worst period cramps ever…And I’m not even on my period…

…Is skibidi and rizz still hip n trendy with the kids…?

So is everyone not getting notifications for story updates or is it just me….?

Fellow American oomfs are yall okay???

*huff huff* It’s alright… Canada isn’t that far… *continues to swim through the pacific*

Trump is trynna ban trans people…Can someone please hire a COMPETENT assassin or did they all just go extinct??? 

*Me looking at all the old accounts I followed wondering if the mfs running them quit or died*

If I see ANY of you hoes say shit like “Omg I’m rooting for trump bc he saved tiktok” I will storm into your house, grab you by the spinal cord and contort your body in unnatural ways until you take that shit back. He was the one who initiated the ban in the first place. Do not praise him like he’s some sort of savior just because he saved your precious addiction poorly disguised as an app.