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Hello, darling! I'm sorry for posting on your message board, but I'd like to recommend my book, I Smell Tobacco. Thank you, and have a wonderful day!
          
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Word up, Yoshisaur Munchakoopas is my name
          And I'mma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game
          I lied on my tax forms 'cause I just don't give a fuck
          Now I'm practically swimming around in big bucks
          
          I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared
          And I got another million more right under my stairs
          I do my business deals under cover of the night
          So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight
          
          I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don't apply
          It's been 20 years, still haven't been caught in a lie
          I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent though he ain't my kid
          And made up charity work I never even did
          
          I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times
          So many clever tricks I can't fit them all into rhymes
          Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game
          And committing tax fraud is worth every single dime
          
          I'm a tax dodging badass, I don't play by the rules
          I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools
          I keep 99 cents of every dollar that I make
          Nothing makes me cum faster than a good old tax break
          
          I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate
          I supported Ron Paul back in 2008
          You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay
          But it's okay, because taxation is theft anyway
          
          Word to your mother
          Peace out, yo

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