I'm autistic, I do online school and I moved around a lot. I'm using this to practice my writing skills

friends only know a few things about you
Best friends can write a hilarious and embarrassing biography about you

friends share an umbrella
Best friends steal yours, laugh maniacally, and are half way down the street already

friends give you directions
Best friends steals my compass, takes my map, and are giving me bad directions

friends help you when you fall
Best friends are the ones who tripped you and are laughing their butts off next to you

friends have to be told not to tell you were crying
Best friends already know not to tell and laugh with you afterwards

friends help you find your prince charming
Best friends kidnap him and bring him to you

friends help you move
Best friends help you move the bodies

friends help you learn to drive
Best friends help you roll your car into a lake so you can collect insurance

friends watch you make a fool out of yourself in public
Best friends are right up there with you

friends leave you for the crowd
Best friends kick the crowds butt that left you

friends call your parents and grandparents, Mr, Mrs, grandpa, and grandma
Best friends call them Dad, Mom, Gramps, and Granny