Fox_Fyre
Rest in Peace, Alexei Navalny. You may be gone but you will not be forgotten, others will will continue your activism where you left off.
Fox_Fyre
Fox_Fyre
“Dick Cheney in three-inch heels”
Fox_Fyre
Nobody, ABSOLUTELY NOBODY:
Hotel Hell: Gordon Ramsay gets assaulted by a dancing mushroom
Fox_Fyre
Today is awesome, I had two rock music encounters in the wild. TWO!!
Fox_Fyre
Gotta love when the Jehovah’s Witnesses come through my line at work, handing out their little cards and saying that my talents are best used for the Lord’s Work.
Honey, I listen to the devil’s music.
I’m from the school of thought that tells me to laugh and shout at the devil, not scream “Back, back to where you came from you foul abomination!” while slinging holy water and frantically waving a cross.
Fox_Fyre
My mom forgets that I’m a Gen Z and then sh!t like this happens:
Mom: The guy on the left looks kinda like Mel Gibson.
Me: Who?
Mom, sighing in disappointment: Mel Gibson.
Fox_Fyre
We were looking at an old picture of the Oakridge Boys (apparently my grandmother was a fan), and apparently Mel Gibson was an actor with a bad temper.
Fox_Fyre
One downside of feeding cats wet food is that any time you open a can of anything they’re there like “Feed me, Seymour!”
Egsselent_Ellis
@Fox_Fyre little shop of horrors reference? I watched a play of it once, it smelt like raisins
Fox_Fyre
The next customer to lean over the f*cking counter is getting the keyboard broken on their skull.
Fox_Fyre
The only thing I simp harder for than fictional men is classic rock.
Fox_Fyre
Y’all wanna know what’s stuck in my head?
Full speed or nothin’
Full speed or noTHIN’
LUX ÆETERNAAAAAAAAA
*machine gun drumming*
LUX ÆETERNAAAAAAAAA