Foxtrot and Tango

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Wow. You guys friggin dissapeared lol

Chapter Eight of WTF: The Atticus Files is finally up! This chapter is dedicated to RareHalfling, the first reader to comment on our story - thank you so much! :D

Hey again, just letting anyone who is interested know that 'Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: The Atticus Files' will be going on a short hiatus while we finalise the progression of the story and figure out our timetables and schedule some regular writing days.
          We're really sorry for the inconvenience but we are determined to continue the story so there will be more :D

To those precious few people who actually read our story, we would just like to let you know that unfortunately, we will not be able to update today :(
          But never fear, there will be more Whiskey Tango Foxtrot next week!
          Hopefully.
          Maybe.
          Possibly.
          If all goes well...

Hey guys! We're so sorry we didn't update on Thursday, it has been a really busy week. Chapter Seven is now up for anyone who is interested in checking it out :)

Chapter Two of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: The Atticus Files is now up! The next chapter will be uploaded next Thursday. Thank you all for sticking with us while we rewrote this story.  Go forth and read my darlings!

Chapter Two of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: The Atticus Files will be uploaded tomorrow!

P.S. First chapter of "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: The Atticus Files" is up!

*radio static*
          
          Wattpad followers, do you copy?
          
          It's been a long time since our last transmission. Hopefully you are all still alive and with us and haven't been taken by the forces of darkness.
          
          We have just resurfaced from a deadly mission. A mission to rewrite Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. It is a miracle we have managed to make it out alive - but we are still fighting.
          
          We are giving you this top-secret document for safe keeping. Don't let us down comrades.
          
          Those who are fans of the original can rest assured knowing that it is still on our account, so if you want something silly and funny and full of hamsters to read then that will still be there for you - but trust me, this revision is a lot better.
          
          We have given the story a complete makeover. The bare-bones of the story are the same as the previous version, a couple of new characters have been added, and the plot has gone through some major development (hint hint it is AWESOME, if I do say so myself). But it's OK, Baldy is still in it. We all love Baldy.
          
          Foxtrot and Tango Out.