JorDan

Cop: Sir your eyes are dilated, are you high??
          Me: Officer your eyes dilate by 45% when you see someone you love
          Cop:...
          Me:...
          Me: *Leans in for a kiss*

DIP ME IN PICKLE JUICE AND CALL ME A ZUCHINI.

I'm your number 1 fan.

Thanks

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