I am a mantid. You have the right to eat my head after the mating process.

I am an asshole.

I say shit a lot. Oh shit, I said shit again.

I am the cause of 9/11 and the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. As you can see, I am very insensitive about these kind of topics. Well shit.

SHIT!

Oops, now I accidentally got Ebola into the states. Well shit.