What's UUUPPP???? 
We share an account, me and my friend, so we will each write our own welcome thingy-ma-jig.

Ell:
Hey, I be Ellen. It isn't my real name, though, just a nickname, and I ain't gonna tell you my real one! My favorite bands are Green Day, Rancid, the Clash, the Ramones, the Devotchkas, L7, Slutever, Sex Pistols and Avril Lavigne, not in order. I love milkshakes. I like shopping, but just for clothing and such, and only really with my Dad or Syd. I play bass, violin, and just started learning to play guitar. I want to go to Canterbury High School for violin. Sounds cheesy but I love being right in the middle of the music, and I will work SO HARD to get in. Canterbury is a music school in Ottawa if you didn't know.
“Live Freaky! Die Freaky!”

Syd:
HOLA losers!!! (Don't take it personally)
First things first IM A GIRL!! (Despite the name thingy)
We're FREAKING AWESOME(hence the name) how about you? We both are sorta randomy i guess and also our books are going to be SNOPSTAKULAR, just saying. Also UNICORNS ARE EVIL!! THEY EAT LITTLE KIDS AT NIGHT AND THEY USE THEY'RE HORNS FOR KILLING (just sayin you know)
Now i like a bunch of stuff but im not gonna mention it. and just read our books and we'd love some critique so ya.
BBBYYYYEEEEEEE (losers)

Ell:
She's weird. She wants a purple and green cheeta that can climb trees... not half as awesome as a purple platypus with fangs and claws and lazer eyes that would be your body guard, am I right? Right. I rest my case.