In this online realm I often find myself scrolling through memes, reading various stories, and engaging with fellow internet strangers via conversations or gaymeeng-like activities.
Yet, there will come a day when I step away from this digital house, disappearing for weeks, months, or perhaps even years.
During my hiatus, I want you to know that I won't simply vanish into the void. I want you to remember that during this time, I'll still be out there living a life beyond the screens.
So hold onto your hope.
Because when you least expect it, I'll make a return.
I will reappear with a kicking-down-door GIF announcing my re-entry into whatever conversation you were having, slap a mildly humorous image right onto your face like a slice of cheese, point at it and declare, "I have finally found it." without any type of further elaboration.
Then leave again to get a drink.