I really have a passion for potatoes, one direction, Niall Horan, and food. Here's your life...

Three blondes running from cops
Blonde #1: look there's a barn! We can hide there!

Cop#1: Look! Something's moving behind the stack of hay!

blonde#1: *meow*

cop#1: oh its just a cat

cop#2 Wait! Something moving behind that stack of hay

Blonde #2: *bark*

cop#2: oh its just a dog

cop#3: Hang on! There's something moving behind those stacks of potatoes!

blonde #3: POTATO!