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I swear to god. I hate being lactose intolerant. I’m sorry but I just want to drink a cup of tea and then my stupid guts are all “hehe, think again foolish human. You will now spend an eternity in pain even though you took two lactase.” Explain to me how that works? And why?
          
          I might post a new story tomorrow. And I got my mother into Agent Carter (which wasn’t hard because Peggy is awesome).

Explain why I can’t sing any songs that people like nowadays but I know songs that I’ve never heard from like the 1940s and 30s? How does that work? And am I the only one who does that or do other people do it too?

I'm re watching the movie Newsies for the seventh time. I can now act/sing the whole thing. I need help. Someone save me from myself.

Anybody else with daddy issues (no dad, dad not there, bad dad etc) just want BM from KARD to be their dad? Or is it just me? I mean he's already said we can call him Daddy (might have meant that in the other way but whatever). Plus he'd be a great dad.

Okay so is cottagecore like a lesbian only thing or can other LGBTQIA+ people join too? I just want to live in a cottage with my gf (@QuirklessDeku123) and we can be all cute and have all sorts of animals and we can pick flowers and have fresh berries.
          Also I think cottagecore might pair well with a Kilt, and some Scottish scenery. Or Irish scenery. Like you could have your cottage in the moors and it would look really pretty and you could have all sorts of cool things and it would be so pretty. Well, minus the fact that Scotland has a lot of rain, nvm that's actually a good thing.
          Deku totally fits the cottagecore vibes, I swear to God she's secretly a pixie, or an elf, or a fairy. She's, like, really petite, and she's got a round face and she literally looks like she came from wherever the hell those beings come from.

So I checked my inbox today and someone emailed me who wants to... publish my stories so other people can read them. I'm surprised cause I figured my writing wasn't contract worthy but here we are and I really need help/advice. So yeah, any help/advice would be great.

So I checked my inbox today and someone emailed me and wants to y'know, publish my stories so other people can read them. I'm really like on the fence cause I figured my writing wasn't that good but here we are and I really need help/advice. So yeah, any help/advice would be great.

Should I write about myself on wattpad?

Hello my favorite subjects, my loyal, royal subject. I have risen from the grave that is known as The Couch.
          
          So.....Loki.............. is attractive (minus that helmet of his), right? No? Just me? Oh, OK.
          
          Also, I'm watching Deadpool so ya boi is gonna get some new language skills! Mwahahahaha. 
          How the literal flaming dumpster that's 2020 do I almost have more followers than I have friends? Like what the heck?

Dude, y'all need to figure out what in Satan's name you want to be called.
          Also, put garlic powder, shredded cheese and butter on plain ramen noodles. It's good.
          Any suggestions on what my new fanfic should be about? The idea ship has sunk. Any suggestions will get credited.