'Ello there, I'm Fred the Fisherman!
About me:
I go fishing every Tuesdays, I sometimes go on Thursdays too. If you happen to see me, don't be afraid to say hello!
I'm a huge stamp collector, big fan of stamps.
My favourite drink is oat milk, I'm starting to drink it more than water, haha!
I'm Scottish, and apparently I have a heavy Scottish accent that nobody can understand. I say you just have bad hearing! Nothing wrong with my accent.
My favourite hobby is fishing, I do it all the time, love it to bits.
I have been divorced 15 times. These women are just missing out on all this greatness!
I absolutely hate those bloody chavs, they give me murderous amounts of rage.
I sell great fish at reasonable prices, have a chat with me if you're interested! I'm sure you'd love my fish.
I wear my special green fishing hat everywhere I go, you'll never be able to see me without it, haha! 
As a treat, I go to McDonald's and order a single fry. Absolutely delicious and a great reward after a long day of fishing.
My favourite book is "The History of Concrete". I highly recommend, really interesting! 
Well, that's about it, folks! I'd be happy if you follow me! (I follow back!)