Fredster

I'm tired of your mind games
          I'm sick of playing don't wake daddy
          Good sir, no more rock, paper, scissors for me
          But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
          I challenge you to a battle of knives
          
          Knife fight!
          You're gonna fight for your life
          Knife fight!
          You're gonna fight with a knife
          Knife fight!
          A really, really, really sharp knife
          Yeah, knife fight
          
          I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
          I'ma cut you (cut you)
          Swish-swish!
          In a knife fight! (knife fight)
          Knife fight! (knife fight)
          Knife fight, knife fight!
          
          Let me tell you something, I can't be beat
          Oh, yeah?
          Yeah, 'cause I'm the king of the street
          Well, guess what, man, I'll pin you to the wall
          Oh, yeah?
          
          Yeah, your knife is way too small
          Hey! My knife is super sharp and that's what counts
          I'm gonna make you bleed copius amounts
          Yeah, well, I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you
          Punk
          Dweeb!
          
          Knife fight
          You're gonna fight for your life
          Knife fight
          You're gonna fight with a knife
          Knife fight
          A really, really, really sharp knife
          Yeah, knife fight!
          
          I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
          I'ma cut you (cut you)
          Swish, swish
          In a knife fight (knife fight)
          Knife fight (knife fight)
          Knife fight (knife fight, knife fight)
          
          I'm gonna slice you up
          I'm gonna cut you down
          I'll put you in your place
          I'll put you underground
          This is the end for you, you gutter crawling cur
          I've got a tip for you, get the point?
          Yeah, sure
          It's time to face the music
          
          Time to face the facts
          Time to bite the bullet
          Time to pay the tax
          I've got a blade of fury!
          I am a ball of rage
          You ready, sucka?
          Born ready
          Engage!
          
          Knife!
          Fight!
          Cut!
          Stab!
          Knife!
          Ow!
          Poke!
          Knife!

Got my helmet on my head
          Figure out what that zombie said (what?)
          Lava all over the room
          Got a half-heart left, man, I am doomed
          Don't have any iron bars
          My pick just broke into some shards
          Scary noise, what should I do?
          Go left or right? I'll have to choose
          Visions of last time flash inside my mind
          I'm scared, oh well
          And I'm pretty sure there's a big creeper right there
          Don't mine at night
          I know you're lookin' at that cave
          And you're feelin' kinda brave
          Go to bed, you'll be alright
          Don't mine at night
          There's nothing that is gonna change
          If you just wait until the day
          Zombies wanna eat your brains
          Don't mine at night
          I know it's me you're gonna thank
          Make a bed, it's not too late
          Three wool and three wooden planks
          Don't mine at night
          How many times I have to say
          Drop the pick and walk away-a, whoa
          Don't mine at night (don't mine at night)
          Don't mine at night (don't mine at night)
          Stomach's all tied up in knots
          This labyrinth, I'm gettin' lost
          This is really getting old
          Found like two pieces of coal
          Down one way, there's just stone
          Monsters won't leave me alone
          Down another, there's some lava
          And of course, I get pwned
          Remember last time I tried to mine at night
          I failed, so bad
          I lost all my stuff, It was really tough
          That's it (rage-quit!)
          Don't mine at night
          I know you're lookin' at that cave
          And you're feelin' kinda brave
          Go to bed, you'll be alright
          Don't mine at night
          There's nothing that is gonna change
          If you just wait until the day
          Zombies wanna eat your brains
          Don't mine at night
          I know it's me you're gonna thank
          Make a bed, it's not too late
          Three wool and three wooden planks
          Don't mine at night
          How many times I have to say
          Drop the pick and walk away-a, whoa
          Don't mine at night (don't mine at night)
          Don't mine at night (don't mine at night)
          D-O-N-T M-I-N-E
          D-O-N-T M-I-N-E
          D-O-N-T M-I-N-E
          D-O-N-T M-I-N-E
          Don't mine at night
          I know you're lookin' at that cave
          And you're feelin' kinda brave
          Go to bed, you'll be alright
          Don't mine at night
          There's nothing

Shoutout to all my fellow queers

How do I stop bots from following me this is so not cool

only 1.8k this time
          That's a surprise

weenus 
          *disappears until 2023*

oh my god 
          I just realized that I'm the token gay friend now

hi (said as i completely ignore the 6.3k notifications i have)

*becomes more present*

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