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I’ve just seen a video on X, Twitter, whatever the fuck it’s now called, and it showed two guys having a firework up a wrestler’s nose, in each nostril, and Chris Brooks of all people, a wrestler had to put the caption, “Pro Wrestling is art”! Yeah, pro wrestling is art, but so is the Mona Lisa, you dumb fucking twat!
Look, I’m all for silly stuff in wrestling, when it’s done right, but that bullshit over in Japan, in DDT Pro, you call that art? That’s not art, that’s stupidity! Putting fireworks up a douchebag’s nostrils is art to you? You have to be this dense to think that bullshit like this is considered an artistic masterpiece, but in reality, it’s a way of potentially causing an injury!
And don’t think I’m being stupid myself and say that what I’m saying is hypocritical about the culture of Japan, I’m aware of the fact that FMW (Frontier Martial-arts Wrestling) did something similar in the ninties, as they once did a stipulation where if either bastard lost the bout, they’d get a firework up the asshole, and plenty of fucking Japanese games shows do similar stupid shit like that, but up a motherfucker’s nostrils of all places and a dumbass like Chris Brooks captioning the video, “Pro wrestling is art”, that makes me wanna vomit, if not, swan dive off the Empire State Building!
I’d much rather stick with companies in Japan like NOAH, NJPW, Marigold, and Stardom, as I’m now finished with DDT Pro. If you like dumbasses shoving fireworks up a douchebag’s nostrils and and hurting themselves like that for nothing, then be my fucking guests because seriously, what in the French fry titty fuck is this bullshit?
I would show you guys the tweet, but Wattpad is fucking broken and apparently it doesn’t like links from X, Reddit, online links, or anything like that anymore! So you guys are gonna have to find the tweet for yourselves because I’m not risking the possibility of losing what I wrote here as a singles draft!