FridgeLord

I hope my crush never finds my wattpad cuz he remembers that conversation OOMF

Talking with my crush when his mom comes in: 
          (Crushs mom) Who are you talking to?
          
          (Crush) my friend bella, hey by the way can we send her some thanksgiving leftovers?
          
          (Crushs mom) doesnt she have any left over with her family?
          
          (Crush) no, her parents left her, she only has her grandma 
          
          (Me) *chokes* the hell?
          
          (Crush) im just telling her about you
          
          (Me) you cant say im a nice person who you met online?
          
          (Crushs mom) are you sure her parents left her
          
          (Me) *is on speaker now* if they didnt they’ve been at the store for a loooooong time

Honey, stop fridging around. I'm expecting you home before dinner. If you are not late we'll get some nuggets. And if you are.......I already got the spinach ready.
          
          love,
          You're dom/mad/dommad

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Soo my son should be proud at the fact that ive listened to the whole Heathers soundtrack

Trolling on omegleeeee lol

Writin a lemon for Mystic Messenger Oneshots on my other book on the account @senpaiandcabbage so if u want a lemon go there lmao

(Someone punches your arm) is there a fly in here?
          
          (Hits head at medium speed on bed board) IM DYING, CRYING, AND I JUST WANT THE PAIN TO STAHPPPPP t-t

Me when i roast someone: DO YOU NEED LIFE ALERT CUZ U'VE FALLEN AND CANT GET UP