I am a silly little salut cheese. I write stories with my friend named @Paperstealer you should read them. They are very silly. I must say cheese and that the Fro-mage God shall bless all your cheese if you're truly salut. I conduct dumb supper rituals often, with my friend mentionned above. 

Much of our stories are based off dreams, and thus have odd premises or have many of our inside jokes, and thus might not make you comprehend, however, you should be able to read about most of them just fine!
Enjoy your read!