I am a silly little salut cheese. I write stories with my friend named @Paperstealer you should read them. They are very silly. I must say cheese and that the Fro-mage God shall bless all your cheese if you're truly salut. I conduct dumb supper rituals often, with my friend mentionned above. 
I must warn you however that our silly stories might not make sense to one not part of our cult, but you should still indeed read them as they might entertain you!
Much of our stories are based off dreams, and thus have odd premises.
Enjoy your read!