Summer of 1983...
There is only a dark room. A dead television can only be found. Suddenly, it went on and showed a very old commercial.
It was the dead of the night. Moon is full. A scarecrow is crucified in the middle of a cornfield. Camera zooming into his face, and then... "SNARL!"
THE SCARECROW WAS ALIVE!
"Did I scare you, you buffoons?! HA! HA!"
The Scarecrow went down from the cross and introduced himself.
He bowed with his hat and say, "Lemme introduce myself! My name is Juice! But you can call me Juice! Listen, up! I have news for you! You ever wonder that there are strange things happening to your house?! Or in your school?! Or maybe at your workplace? Or worse, even all around your town or city?! Well, you're in luck! 'Cuz I have just the right solution for your unexplainable problems!"
Juice the scarecrow start digging into the ground until he reached an end.
He suddenly threw a box out of the hole.
"Meet! Ahem, meet this! My latest invention! The JuiceBox!"
It is actually just a regular box.
"Don't be fooled by this appearance! There is a hidden button here!"
He searched for the button...
"Well, uh... Somewhere... But you'll figure it out once you bought it! This JuiceBox here will solve all of your mysteries happening in your neighborhood! The Unexplained. The Ones that bumps in the night! Even the Mystery of the toilet!"
Juice then showed some variations of the box. different sizes and all.
"Comes in different sizes! Even a capsule! The latest high-technology!"
Buy Now! Dial 8-008-5 to order now!
"Buy the JuiceBox! Before it's too late---"
The TV suddenly went dead, leaving a static screen.
Ad everything went fade to black.