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Been a while but I haven't died yet

Bro, I am so fucking hyped for RWBY and that I will be able to see my Ice Cream Waifu (Neopolitan)! Gonna rewatch all of RWBY again, cry, get upset with Cinder, and then cry again.
          
          My girlfriend is getting hella confused on why I hate Cinder so much and love Neo. I could try to explain but I don't think I'll be able to get a few words out other than "she is a bitch who should've died so many Volumes ago". She's also confused on why I wouldn't love Cinder when "my type" is basically her.
          
          Listen-
          
          I've stood by many, but Neo will ALWAYS be my #1. Quote me on that. So you best believe if shit goes down, I will be on team Neo the whole damn way.

Let's get it! I'm now 18 years old!

Think my neighbors are gonna be upset when they find out that it was me singing "All I Want For Christmas" at 5:30 in the morning.

Can't go to the restroom at my school because there's people smoking or couples displaying some unseeable scene. Long story short, I've seen things I never wanna see again.

I hate kids at my school, mostly the younger year kids. I'm glad it's my last year because the people I have to deal with on a daily make me proud to not have that much friends.

I forget to take my anti-depressants for one day and everyone around me basically says, "Lol, let's absolutely wreck her day"
          
          This is just more proof that the world is conspiring against me.

Lord, please forgive me for I have sinned

So family came over today, and their cousin from another side of family tag along with them. Let me tell you that I was  threatened  by their height. I'm short, only 5'3 and this girl is almost 6 feet tall. I'm standing in front of her and in a mirror I see her going on her damn tippy toes. AS IF I'M BLOCKING HER VISION-
          
          I don't think I've ever been so offended in my life before.

Note to Self: Never substitute apple sauce for bbq sauce when eating baby back ribs