She's funnier than me, shes prettier than me, shes skinnier than me, don't worry I wouldn't pick me wither. But do yah know what? I am who I am an if you, by any chance, have a problem wit that, then you can piss off you motherfuckerr.
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Story by Jacquo
Missing Generation
My names Delilah Rose Elliot and I was the discoverer of Fluer Harroway. Little did I know, this changed my l...