bufordthewondertable

Yall ever drop off the face of the earth bc u found out ao3 existed but u still kinda miss the chaos that is wattpad. And u kno u wont be back for long but u still wanna see what's up and u log into ur acc only to find u have over 500 notifs bc u haven't logged on for like a year.....

All the best ships begin with K~
          
          But fr tho- 
          
          Klance
          Kojiro×Kaoru
          Kiribaku
          Karmagis
          Kyorhu 
          Kuroken
          Kagehina
          Korrasami
          
          Feel free to add more-

Different names to call people and what relationship they imply~
          
          ● Weeb- ur either being bullied or ur awkward friend is calling u this.
          ● Dweeb- this is ur sibling. Probably an older brother. They insult u bc they can
          ● Nerd- Indifference it doesnt matter what relationship u have with this person because everyone will call u a nerd if they want
          ● Dork- people who use this term to describe u are completely and utterly in love with u. Take it from me, a girl who has never been in a relationship, is pining over her best friend, and only knows abt relationship stuff from fanfiction
          ● Shrimp or shrimpy- ur either being bullied or ur a cinnamonroll and everyone wants u to acknowledge this 
          ● Shithead, or Bitch- The person calling u this either hates u or is someone who knows u very well and can call u this without u taking offense bc ur not a snowflake 
          ●Dingus- if ur being called dingus ask whoever's is calling u this what century they are from, this will confuse them enough for u to figure out if they are:
          1. The weird friend.
          2. Some old guy telling u to get off their yard. 
          3. A weird dude who u disturbed but dont really want to mess with.
          
          

HAPPY WATTPAD BIRTHDAY!
          
          (casually celebrates 2 Years of Losing Your Innocence)

Guys its officially been 2 years since I got wattpad 

The only thing keeping me alive rn is the facts that Benedict blue from violet Evergarden dresses like a prostitute 

✨BOOP!✨
          You have been booped.
          Put this on 20 people’s profiles to spread the chaos!

U kno what has got me deceased?
          
          "Kacchan of the Bakugos!" 
          
          CAliMaRi DaNK CHeEsE is what's got me deceased.
          

Yo happy birf Bakubabe, havent had the time to say that today but here we go at like 55 minutes b4 it's over so yuh

Lol, literally every essay I wrote from last year down had "In many ways" and then I can legit see myself struggling to list the so called "Many ways". Like Itll say in many ways and theres just a bunch of bullcrap.