Fuckingdeanwinches

My light is flickering and i dont have salt or iron what do i do?

Fuckingdeanwinches

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@Ispilledthesoup im fucked i dont even  have one of those 
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Fuckingdeanwinches

Sorry Ik this is dumb but Also, Okie, This is for you, MY FRIEND . Read this message until the end, it's adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. When I asked "Why?" the angel said "Angels don't watch over angels." Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing,and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things, and God says "It's over." A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to fourteen friends, including me . If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them . As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. TOMORROW Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND THIS TO FOURTEEN FRIENDS IN TEN MINUTES. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. NO GROUP CHATS

Fuckingdeanwinches

I just threaten to beat sams ass id he took the impala in season 5 episode 2 good god y'all

Fuckingdeanwinches

     "Ladies and Gentlemen." He spoke with precision. "Your Most Illustrious Majesty." 
               The King bounced on his toes like a child waiting for the Christmas feast.
               The Joker swung himself up in one fluid motion so he was standing inside the hoop. It spun another lazy half turn. They all listened, mesmerized by the hesitant creak of the rope that attached it to the chandelier.
               "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" 
               The hoop stopped spinning.
               The Joker's words blanketed the ballroom. The silence became resolute. With the stranger facing towards her again, Catherine caught a flicker of firelight in his eyes.
               Then, apon realizing that a riddle has been posed, the crowd began to rustle with murmurs. Hushed voices repeated the riddle. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
             No one proposed an answer.
             When it became clear that no one would, the Joker stretched one hand out over the audience, closed tight in a fist. Those beneath him took a step back. 
              "You see, they can each produce a few notes." 
               He opened his fiat and, not a few notes, but an entire blizzard of black and white papers burst from his palm like confetti. The crowd gasped, reeling back as the pieces swarmed and fluttered through the air, so thick it seemed the entire ceiling had disintegrated into paper notes.

Fuckingdeanwinches

@Fuckingdeanwinches if y'all can finish this riddle i will love you forever
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Fuckingdeanwinches

Ok my pimps.... Im trying to find a book i like but i cant seem tp find it im my reading lists its called Sir i think the badboy knows about us... Or something like that.... If y'all find it could you send me a link.... 
          Love y'all, Elizabeth

Riandmarshall

@Fuckingdeanwinches Yeah same with Little Red
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Fuckingdeanwinches

@Riandmarshall it was a really good book and a lot of people liked it i hope that is not the case
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Riandmarshall

@Fuckingdeanwinches Yeah idk. I really wish that they didn't do that. I'm not sure if that happened to you or not but that's what happened to me. 
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