How to act like a normal human being...

How to be a normal human being...

Is a normal human being normal...

Am I over exaggerating...

Yes...

•Fuckidy (and you refer to me as such)
•Any Pronouns
 #newgenderalert
• "I'm here. I'm queer, and i'm gonna make your life a living hell"
•bisexual (if you somehow didn't notice.)
• zero divided by zero is one
•I say Canada like Ca-Nay-Dia
•I used to have a drawer filled with teeth
•i can make frosting AND I CAN MAKE CAKE SO SUCK MY DICK, BETHANY!
•my parents got a divorce on my birthday
•dads an alcoholic and my charger IS NOT broken.
•I am both the mother of the group and also the dumbass that walks into walls and had a mental break down in history class
•left and I now forgot Spanish (I'M RE LEARING IT)
•John Malauny is a god
• "fine, lets talks 'bout this entirely different topic"