fuckingurass

Heyy! I can't find you an ao3 for some reason... Did you change your user? Also is "gay f@gs" ever getting updated? Or it's sequel?

I'm disappeared guys sorry lol
          
          
          So like anyway I think Wattpad is gonna be... An old friend to me now. I'm working on rewriting my old and current fics so look forward to that on ao3!!
          
          I guess what I'm saying is.... This is my goodbye. 
          
          
          Goodbye.....

Yo whazzup lolz

Okay. The amount of lacking I am doing right now is insane.
          
          Forgive me.
          
          There's no TI(Trust Issues), there's no GF(Gay F@gs), there's no ta2imfb(There's An Alien In My F#king Bed) either. 
          
          All there is, is SV(Sexy Vampire) and no one is supposed to be reading that one (that's a joke. You can read it. Please read it. I'm on my knees here. I am in such a vulnerable state at the moment.)
          
          Haha I write too much to have absolutely nothing for you guys atm:'3

fucksurass_ao3
          
          
          That's me
          On ao3
          
          Check me out. There An Alien In My F#king Bed is there. Rewritten. There's gonna be a lot of new shit guys....
          
          Be ready, Alien Tweek Fans.

N...new Se-sexy... Vampire... Chapter..... Is o-out ...
          
          
          *Slowly shrivels up then dies*

Okay I'm so glad people aren't reading Sexy Vampire. 
          
          What you SHOULD be reading is Trust Issues!! My angst fic. That I just posted. Because DEPRESSION IS A BITCH and the dead ship, Tyde, can help ease it. 
          
          READ TRUST ISSUES!!!
          
          NOT SEXY VAMPIRE!!!! SEXY VAMPIRE SUCKS.
          
          ....
          
          
          GET IT???? LAUGH PLEASE OR ILL KILL MYSE-

NEW SEXY VAMPIRE CHAPTER 10% OFF
          
          
          READ IT NOW BEFORE ITS GONE
          
          
          
          I'm kidding 
          Don't read it.
          
          Wh...what are you doing? STOP-

New Sexy Vampire chapterrr
          
          You guys can actually read this one cuz it's honestly not as bad as the ones before it:3
          
          
          
          Unfortunately, fics will be put on hold from here on out because of personal real life things(stress) 
          
          See you soon

Another new chapter of Sexy Vampire is out!!
          
          PLEASE don't read it. Actually... This chapter isn't so bad go ahead :D