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My brain is like a carnival funhouse 

Y’all sleeping on Sal Fisher that man could snap my neck like a glowstick and I’d thank him 

I need either 
          A) some good dick
          B) a good lasagne 
          C) a boyfriend 
          D) all of the above 

Just a daily reminder to drink water and the government is corrupt have a nice day! :)

I’ve got so many story ideas for yandere x readers, but I keep talking myself I need to calm done and finished my first one first! 

Hi there!!! I came here as fast as I can when I saw the update at the other account!!!!