A dramatic voice is heard from the shadows. "Hyaahahaha!" she cackles, the sound similar to that of a witch's. "You have now fallen into my bio. There is no escape!"

Lightning and thunder echoes through the room, seen only from the cracks of the windows. Curtains fling around, their velvet swishing with the wind. A shiver crawls up your spine as it reaches through the pores of your clothing.

Then, before you decide to click away, a large thud is heard, followed by some... very colourful language. "Uh, mind switching on the lights for me? They're right near you."

For some reason, you do as your told. Shhh, don't complain, you'll ruin it. You are then surprised by what you see. What a contrast.

"Yeah, yeah, the voice really doesn't fit what I wear, right?"

There she is, standing in a large white shirt, shorts, and are those...? Oh lord, it's socks with sandals.

"Hey, rude. Anyway, ignoring whatever you might say, here's the rest of what you need to know:

I get bored easily, change moods sometimes. Am very lazy. BNHA and HQ are nice. I like personality quizes, they're fun. Either super boring and awkward or super confident and noisy, pick your poison. @renoskiis 's bitch. Out of request. I'm known for my smuts, but I write other things, too. Mostly random. My smuts got taken down however. I have a temporary book out.

Feel free to message me when you're bored or whatever, it's fine. Also, book requests are greatly appreciated, thanks.

Join the darkside, please. We have smuts, pizza, and other shit. If you were already here, welcome back.

Bye.

Wait, no, wanna hear a fun fact first before you go? Neko also means uke. It's a slang term. Uke being the one taking it in Yaoi. Good luck with hearing people say neko now!"