Hey guys, Funderdood here, but you can call me Cody! That's my name, if you haven't guessed. Welcome to The Cookie Jar! I wanna get some things straight.
1: I am not a girl.
2: I am a boy.
3: Why are you still reading this.
4: I like teddy bears.
6: I can't count.
5: This is five btw.
10: If you reading still reading, you are officially under my control. Now, go take a shit on your mom or dad's dresser and leave with no explanation. 
20: If you did #10, you are beautiful and awesome and you deserve a cookie. Now go fetch one from my cookie jar.

I love South Park,Homestuck, Anime, TeamCrafted, PewdiePie, and fucking COOKIES. I only give cookies to the doods that did #10, plus 3picN3ss_4_Lif3, and especially HHH3Fan, gets free cookies. If you are not those doods, I charge you 4 bucks for one, and 10 bucks for a dozen. 

BROFIST!

COOKIES.