Blue

Y’all ever just be going about your day and SUDDENLY remember a fic you’re writing and get super hyped and sprint to wattpad or whatever fanfic site? 

Had a dream me and Argyle were best friends….
          Until we weren’t best friends and we kissed >.> 
          WHAT IS MY BRAIN ON BRO??! I don’t usually have dreams about fictional crushes LMAO 
          OH YA I WAS ALSO APART OF THE BYER FAMILY?? JONATHAN, WILL, AND ELLE WERE MY SIBLINGS?? 
          Makes things hella awkward since I ship Jargyle *sobs* “sorry bro I kissed your stoner boyfriend on the couch” 

Me: Hey Google, turn the bedroom light on..
          
          Google: ……….
          
          Me, imma funny voice: AyE gOoGLe, tUrN tHe bEdRoOm LiGhT oN
          
          Partner: making a funny voice isn’t going to make it work-
          
          Google: *immediately turns lights on* 
          
          Laughter from us both ensued 

YOO WTAF Is wrong with me XDD 
          I said no to steak and ate a fucking bowl of charcoal instead HELLLPPP
          I was stoned last night and- I have ZERO memory of this but APPARENTLY I said “OOOH- no thank you” to the perfectly good STEAK my partner made and then I  just walked away….with the bowl of hash brown bits she burned….
          I said no to STEAK and ate a bowl of charcoal thinking it was the best tasting thing in the universe….

Age regression Jargyle where Argyle is the little who constantly wonders off and Jonathan has to stop him from petting stranger dogs or just walking out into traffic. But Argyle has pure golden retriever puppy energy and is just the sweetest. He melts Jonathan’s heart every day :”””)

Went to the park wearing my TMNT shirt and a kid asked if I wanted to play TMNT with him :”) he said he wanted to be Mikey and let me tell you, he looked and def acted like Mikey. Ginger hair, freckles, and super friendly. It was such a cute interaction. My kid and I had fun playing with him. 

I made a quick Stranger Things edit
          
          https://youtu.be/Jmi8ij0sHXo?si=d5H6W5CSjSluj401

Beans

Stranger Things Meme Time…
          
          I saw a meme once that said something along the lines of when a waiter gives one of you the bill, they’re deciding who’s the top and who’s the bottom lmao. And it made me think of Steve and Eddie on a date but it’s also a competition to see who can be viewed as “the top”.  Right away Steve tries to assert this by trying to order for the both of them, but Eddie ain’t having any of it. 
          
          Steve: yeah I’ll have the iced tea and the steak. Rare. And he-
          
          Eddie: I’ll have the Dino nuggets with Mac n cheese please. 
          
          The waiter walks away and Eddie gives Steve a smirk.
          
          Eddie: thought you could get me but you didn’t, HA
          
          Steve:…..Dino nuggies?
          
          Eddie:……shit. *hands him a ten cuz he already know he lost* 
          
          XD
          

Stranger Things Meme Time:
          
          Will: Hopper, I’m gay
          
          Hopper: Huh??
          
          Jonathan: I’m gay too 
          
          Hopper: Does anyone in this house like girls??
          
          Elle: :) Pretty