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Hi I'm Flippa. Please check out my other profile PhilippaAW1. I'll end up being the one who actually bothers to update.

Also if you don't follow this group I (Amna) will be launched into eternal depression. Forever. ☺

I, Schlessing, am not responsible for any dizziness, confusion, concussion, paranoia or any other mental affects that may occur from reading our stories. Enjoy!

Hi, you're clearly lost on the internet you may want to run. I'm (sigh) Florenche and we're all English so we'll spell stuff correctly. I'm going to apologise now for any long-term mental problems caused by our stories.

(Insert Peedith Weedith Speedith Spleedith McReedith and Gok Juan's comments here)

Hello, and welcome. I'm EvilOverlord666, and I will be your guide through the hell that will be our stories. I hope you will enjoy your stay, as I will neVeR LeT yoU LeAvE. I'm also the self-appointed grammar nazi here.