-I read

-I vote

-I comment

-I follow

-I know you want me to follow you. Just PM me and I'll follow you no need to follow me back.

-I've been sent from heaven to follow you.

-I've been sent from hell to beat the crap out of you.

-I don't follow people when they want me to read their stupid book, because hell I won't read that crap.

-I have tons of 'must read' stories in my library and reading list. 

-I only read someone's work if I'm interested.

-I don't care if you hate me. And so?

-I am Madam Bertud, BTW.

-I should go now.

-I hope life treats you kind.

-I hope you got all you need of.

-I will always love you, ohhh woah! I will always love youuuuuuu!