Oi! 
Tbh, I am one weird Woman/child. LOL. 
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Books in progress; 
Virtual Benefits [Working]
Alpha [On break]

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I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?
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If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment. 

I don't drink any dairy products..... :D 
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