Me: Howdy! You must be lost because nobody likes me and would never come to my page.
Blueberry: HUMAN! What did I tell you about saying things like that about yourself?
Me: Only do it alone?
Blueberry: NO-You know what just tell these lovely humans about you.
Me: Fine! Anyways me and Blueberry run this page so deal with it. Next, I love undertale, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe. Don't bother trying to flirt with me because I am taken by Blueberry.
Blueberry: Yeah! And I'd that to have to give such lovely people a...............*eyes go black* BAD TIME!!!!!!!*eyes return to normal* so stay away please.
Me:*scared as heck* O-Okay Blueberry I t-think they got the point. *finally calms self down* Okay another thing, please follow my dear friend @thatanimenerd1 and cheer her up from her deep depression. That would be huge help to me and Blueberry.
Blueberry: Anyways, we have to go sadly. It is time for our hourly cuddle session*jumps up and down*
Me: okay I have to go cuddle so by and thank you if you follow me, help out with @thatanimenerd1, or follow her.
Me and Blueberry:*starts yelling bye while getting comfy on the couch*