If you're viewing this profile, then you may have stumbled upon this Earth's version of True Heaven. I have blessed this website with my holy penmanship, rivaled by no other. My daily life is nothing short of extraordinary, I wake up from my golden crested throne of a bed, where I then presume to cleanse myself with Spring Water from Mount Fiji. I then precede to consume Kraft Mac n' Cheese for every meal of the day, every day, all day, all every day. Science says that reading makes you smarter, but I beg to differ, I think reading makes you more like the sheep you are, bow down before me, and read my holy manuscripts. Peace Out.
Ps. Constructive Criticism is unnacceptable. If you do it, you're banned from my Discord.
  • Upstate New York, Avengers Headquarters
  • JoinedJanuary 3, 2019



Story by G8r Chonk
Nick's Bizarre Adventure by G8rChonk
Nick's Bizarre Adventure
This story follows our main protagonist, Nicholas Shatzki, on the greatest challenge of his life.
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