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@lepidusirena ; don’t encourage my behavior, i will full blown pamper you right now. i’ll get the machine they used in honey i shrunk the kids, you can be my pocket fairy. 

@lepidusirena flirt some more, please. I AM SAFE, LET ME GET IN YOUR POCKET RIGHT NOW.

@lepidusirena ; please, i had to do it. how can i not flirt with my best friend? YES, I GOT YOU, BABY. YOU’RE SAFE WITH ME.