-I live just south of nowhere...20 minutes east of nuttsville...I never leave home without my tab, phone, wallet and straight jacket.

-I have need to be quirky and witty..being reasonable is just  side effect.

-A woman needs three things in life:

    1) A man to lift her heart up

    2) A true friend when he lets her heart down

    3) And a damn good bottle of wine when all else fails!


**The Author Formerly Know As Artamiss Caine** 

** I always feel like somebody's watching meeeeeee!!!!***