lemme quote a chat rq
me: Smack my ass like a drum
my friend: I was asking you about your sisters death from 2 months ago....
me: ........ SMACK-
My friend: {Hangs up}
So my friend and I are fucking perverts istg. We were at the lunch table and my friend was talking I don't know why but I zoned out I SWEAR and didn't relaize it but I was staring right at her tits- she grabbed my chin and looked me in the eyes- we both leaned in and I slapped her she kicked me and we fought on the lunch room floor- I ended up being carried into my next class like a fucking dog- it was funny as hell then my other friend and I were watching anime on my phone and it was innpcent but looked dirty. You could see a girls tits and I was red af cuzzzzzzzzzz like mommy- anyways I said '5 course meal right there' and we started making comments and it got more and more flirty till I just flpped her off and went goldfish mode
I have weird ass friends