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hey...it's been a while since you seen my face.. *ukulele plays*
          
          
          (please know what I'm talking about)

guys Idk how to live someone play roblox with me !!!

IDGAF WHO SAYS WHAT. Ron and Onn are besties that do Cale's hair and clothes !!  (trash of the counts family is what I'm referring to btw)  CUZ IF U THINK ABT IT CALE HAS LIKE A SOFT SPOT FOR KIDS N JUST LETS THEM DO WHATEVER AND RON USUALLY DRESSES CALE SO ONN WOULD PRACTICE ON HIM WITH HIS HAIR AND MAKEUP AND THEN RON WOULD COME IN WHILE ONN IS DOING LIKE A HAIRSTYLE AND HE WOULD GO "wanna help pick young master's outfit for today?" AND SHE WOULD IMMEDIATELY AGREE AND IT WOULD BE SO CUTE YARRRRRRRRR 

I hope to look back on this day as if it were a fond memory, and never relive it again

guys i so desperately need to start working on my writing if I wanna move up to the big leagues!! (ao3) Any tips? <33333

"ever since i started dating white dudes, I've miserable" -- mama 2023

Holy shit Im still in SHOCK from what I just read like actually it made my skin crawl just reading it (mostly because I could relate to it but still !!!!)
          
          y'all know trash of the count? YEAH THERE WAS THIS FIC THAT FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT. basically after the war after Cale stabbed himself in the heart his family goes into a fucking FREAK and decides to chain him up and keep him there so he can never hurt himself ever again and it tells about his experience of betrayal and being stuck forever seeing the same room over and over again with no way of knowing he'll ever be able to escape someday and it all just relies on a chance he takes or a plan 
          
          it's actually terrifyingly accurate to how someone imprisoned would feel like and what's worse is that the main character was being imprisoned by his FAMILY for his "own good" 
          
          and I fucking sobbed the entire time reading it HE MADE HIS ESCAPE THANK GOD BUT HOLY SHIT DID IT HURT BECAUSE as he was escaping (so this is gonna be hard to explain if u don't know trash of the count but the main character has this ability called 'record' will allows him to remember everything perfectly and every scene and detail, he could close his eyes and see the scene play out) the record started playing as he was running away and it started replaying every precious moment he ever had with his family and everything they said to eachother and he knows that deep down theres a part of him that still loves and cares for his used-to-be family and now kidnappers. Which is just OUCH holy fucking shit dude I don't think I'm ever getting over that
          
          I WAS SOBBING THE ENTIRE TIME AND WORST PART IS? THE AUTHOR MADE A GOOD ENDINF AND A BAD ENDING. AND A FUCKING BONUS CHAOTER LIKE HAVE U NOT TRAUMATIZED ME ENOIGU H??!! (I still ate it up tho but arghhhh) 
          
          Anyways yeah made my skin crawl but it might be my fault for not going through the tags and missing the fucking dead dove do not eat 

THE OMEGAVERSE HAS REALLY EVOLVED???? 
          
          like it used to be just heat and breeding BUT NOW YALL GOT SCENT GLANDS AND FUCKING KNOT MUSCLES???? LIKE OMG /pos

"Hey can you give me your phone?" - My mom
          
          ".......my.....phone......?" -me who was reading joongdok smut
          
          OKAY BUT DEADASS THE WAY I SAID IT WAS SO FUNNY my sister gave this LOOK I started cackling 

my friend is dragging me into the genshin fandom it's hurts ow ow ow!!