*me, minding my own business*
“An Alucard fanfic sounds good to do… secretary that transferred from America to woo for Hellsing about a year before he awakens… he recognizes her in a past life… they fall in love…”
*envisions Alucard and his s/o during her time of the month*
“OMG thats filthy!! God I wanna write that but I’m terrible at writing smut”