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R U ALIVE

I’m so sorry I spammed you 

WYATT

Wyatt are you still alive sir???

I'm a ravenclaw

Hi- can we be friends? :0

 I am drunk and on a ladder
          Not the smartest way to start my night
          You said I'd conquer my vertigo
          That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
          And when we got up to the roof
          You opened a little flask of gin
          Like idiots, we both fell asleep there
          Until the sun came up again
          
          I do the dumbest things for you
          Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
          I almost broke my collar bone
          I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known
          
          We both went out to the party
          Down along Great Western Road
          You told the drunks I knew karate
          That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
          They chased us through the city center
          They chased us out to the East End
          We had to hide behind the supermarket
          Until the sun came up again
          
          I do the dumbest things for you
          Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
          I would be safer on my own
          I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known
          
          And we just missed the last bus home
          So we walked it, fueled by adrenaline
          And when I said that I could do it all again
          That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
          Your plans to make it big and conquer
          Would put Napoleon to shame
          I'm in a coma on the sofa
          Until the sun goes down again
          
          I do the dumbest things for you
          Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
          I would be safer on my own
          I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known
          I do the dumbest things for you
          Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
          I would be safer on my own
          I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known

What if I just kept calling you wybie-
          
          
          
          That’s it it’s your nickname now <3

Wait who’s your favorite Fanf security breach character??? 

If one of the girls in my class calls me king again after misgendering me one more time. 
          
          
          
          Don't please it sounds so forced- 
          
          
          “OMG sORrY I mEaNT kInG” 
          
          No stfu <3