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jaws! the shark! lurking in the dark! of the depths of the sea one day on a lark decides to get rowdy get real violent! takes a vacay off to amity island! sunshine, lotion, fun in the sun! BLOOD IN THE OCEAN EVERYBODY RUN! cause its crazy how few fucks this shark gives. he'll eat naked ladies! he'll eat little kids! oh no! but, the one keeping this community safe is a guy name Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss! jaws don't know that a storms gonna come, he just wants everyone to be his chum! get it..? get it? the mayor don't care if the townsfolk die! he doesn't want to spoil the forth of july! he's like "everyone cool it, let's go for a swim!".. but holy shit here comes that fin! singing jaws is here! here comes jaws! he is a shark without a cause! he was in a movie, you should watch it its called jaws. jaws is here! here comes jaws! he is a shark who fights the law! he was in a movie that EVERYONE saw! long story short, the beach gets closed. the mayors like "okay, yeah this blows." suddenly, jaws has a price on his head! but the wrong little shark baby ends up DEAD! it was jaw's little brother! now he's PISSED! the mayor just shot up to the top of his list! he sneaks in his house in the middle of the night....and he eats that fucker in a single bite! ..golly! do-do-do-do-do-do, scooby doop do do doop do do do doo! now the mayors dead, so brody's in charge! he knows the real killer is still at large.. so he and dreyfuss are on a misson, they're gonna go fishin!.. for jaws! a man named quint lets them use his boat on the condition that he be the one to cut jaws throat! 'cause he was a sailor back in world war II, and jaws ate his entire crew, woah! here comes jaws! he is a shark without a cause! he was in a movie, you should watch it its called jaws. jaws is here! here comes jaws! he is a shark who fights the law! he was in a movie that EVERYONE saw! they're out at sea, they wait all night. where could jaws be? he's nowhere in sight.. dreyfuss decides to go down i-